- My moderate-drinker mother nostalgically ordering a Mai Tai for Happy Hour. My Brother drinking it.*
- Also...no, that was it. Except for the fact that I learnt to surf, hula, ride a dolphin, carve a pineapple, make a lei, paddled to Kauai from Oahu on a stand-up paddle board, grew some macadamia nuts and cooked sausages over lava. No big deal.**
|Look how I have cleverly concealed my brother's face. With pineapple.|
**A little bit of lies. Except for the lava part - my Dad really did do that one time.