There's always that one hard-boiled egg that just wants to be a little bitch...
And then this...
Most people would just shrug it off and get on with their Monday. Not me, I take it personally - the world is against me, it's an omen of things to come, the day is ruined and I can't go on. So I've decided not to be an adult today and do what I always do when things get difficult. If anyone needs me, I'll be under my desk...coloring.
