Dear Nike Fuel Band...

I've had enough of your shit. All you do is make me feel bad with your little flashing light reminders:

1. "Go Kirsten" - I'd like to but I'm in a meeting and it feels inappropriate to drop and give you 20.
2. "Go Kirsten" - I can't. I don't want the frosting to fall off.
3. "Go Kirsten" - I can't. I'm not supposed to run with a glass in my hand
4. "Go Kirsten" - I would but then I'd have to get up and the couch and I are bonding.
5. "Go Kirsten" - I'm hearing voices. Not very inspirational ones.

I think you and I might be done.

Exactly.  But with a Fuel Band.  And no baking.  Fuel Bands don't allow cookies.