First World Problems - Los Angeles Version

1. Because of the pattern of my granite counter top I don't know if it's dirty and needs wiping
2. It's too hot and sunny
3. My avocados ripen too fast
4. I can't grow a hipster beard.
5. I'm not allowed to chant in yoga because my pitch is off. I have to lip-synch.
6. My juice cleanse is a bit yucky tasting
7. When I get stuck in traffic, I have to sit in my comfortable, air-conditioned car with my music playing
8. My sunglasses leave a dent on my nose because I'm always wearing them
9. I have to drink bottled water because we have a water shortage
10. Damn, I have to break a $20 to tip the valet