It's Xmas!

Meri Kirihimete! Or more appropriately since I'm in Mexico "Feliz Navidad"! I have a gift for languages*.

Since it's Xmas Day and I am on a cruise ship, in a food coma, about to have a shipboard romance** and in a bathing suit***, I wish you all the best and thank you for reading. Have a great day all...

*It's kind of a one phrase gift. Which means I can travel internationally. But not very successfully.
**Actually one of these things is not true. Despite best efforts.
***It's a known fact that you can't write while in a bikini. There's nowhere to put your pen.

A Study Of Carrots*

Yes, this is how I spent my Sunday afternoon.  Why?

When good carrots go bad...and grow horns.

Carrot porn

Dirty carrot

Easter Island Carrot

Carrot in a bikini**

Hawaiian Carrot - Aloha!

Incognito Carrot - pretending to be a snake

Native American carrot

Carrot on a zebra - "We ride at dawn!"

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Carrot

Punk Rocker carrot

Here comes the bride...carrot

Positive carrot

Xmas Tree carrot

*No carrots were abused or harmed in the writing of this post.  They were however, eaten.  Some of them had glue on them.  They should not have been eaten.
**Awkward moment where I have just realized a carrot looks better in a bikini than me.