Showing posts with label iPhone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iPhone. Show all posts

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Terrible Struggles I Have Had In My Life

  • This morning I put on a dress and I stuck my arm through the wrong hole. I can't get out. This is not the first time this has happened.

 



  • It's Kirsten, not Kristen.
  • This one time, I wanted a cupcake and they only sold them in packs of four. So I had none. It was awful
  • This other time I was at the mall in the public bathroom and they didn't have those sensors on the taps and I had to turn it on myself. With my own hand. Than to add insult to injury they didn't have the sensor paper towel holder and I had to pull it out myself. Again, using my hand.
  • Yesterday when I got home, I had to park a block away from my house because selfish people parked on my street. Outside my house. In my secretly designated spot.
  • When I was young, I was only allowed to get 10 library books out at a time. My education was stifled. To this day I don't read as good or talk as good English as I could have.
  • Sometimes my air conditioning is too cold. And too far away to change
  • It's Thursday
  • My headset broke so now I have to hold my phone. Which is particularly hard on my arm with tuberculosis that has not fully healed*
  • I had to delete some apps from my iPhone so I could upgrade to ios7. And now I don't have that Bic lighter one for concerts. So, now I can't go to concerts.
  • I have to watch some shows On Demand because I can't DVR more than 2 at a time
  • I had Mexican food for lunch last week and I lost a corn chip in my salsa and then my recon chip went AWOL
  • I can't see certain people getting hit by the karma I was promised. What goes around is just standing still.
  • I just started watching a new Vampire show - The Originals - and I need someone to write up a character synopsis because my head is too tired to figure out all the main characters. All four of them..
  • I tried to braid my hair and this happened. And now I have to look like this today.
Started with such promise.  Maybe if I put a bow on it?
*See previous blogs. You should probably read all of them in case you missed something.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Terrible Accidents That Have Happened To Me

When candles fight...
Suicidal Orchid
Day is ruined
Game over.

 
Before photo of cat vomit on bathmat. For the sake of those with weaker stomachs, I won't post the after photo. Just know that the bathmat doesn't look like this anymore. Also, was probably not an accident...

Face-off between leather(ish) skirt and open drawer. 
 Drawer: 1. Skirt: 0. 
Kirsten:10 - Full refund.  Don't argue with me.

No comment - you know who you are.
Ceramic cheese knife vs. waste disposal

Does not double as eyelash curler.

The car is ruined.

Tossed phone onto the couch, bounced off 3 walls, hit a lamp and killed a small child

Bugger*

* Just kidding - he's not dead.