Showing posts with label Lottery. Donuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lottery. Donuts. Show all posts

Monday, July 14, 2014

So...

...you know what happens when the person that works for you, quits? It means you are too busy to write in your non-profitable blog. My job, my blog? Only one of these things actually pays me. I should have brought her donuts. That would make me stay. I'm a terrible manager. I forgot the donuts.

Anyway. Maybe I will write something tomorrow. Maybe Wednesday. Maybe I will win the lottery. Maybe someone will bring me donuts. If I win the lottery, I will buy all the world's donuts. Then there will be a massive donut party. But you will have to bring cupcakes or something because these are my donuts. Actually, now I want your cupcakes. Everything that is yours, I want to be mine. I'm going through a selfish phase.