Yesterday a biker dude came roaring past me wearing what looked like a leather gang vest* with this on the back - "Live Easy, Die Fun.
What? What does that mean? I tell you what it means - means I have something to think about for the next 45 minutes of my car ride. Was it a mistake but he'd already paid for it so decided to keep it?
Maybe it was meant to be something like "Living is easy, Dying is fun"? "Live easy, Dying is no fun"? "Life is cheesy, Diets are fun"? Life is easy, Dice are fun"? "Liver is not delicious or fun and you will die if you eat it"? Hard to say, but I can't imagine it's very intimidating. All I wanted to do was correct him. Worst biker ever. Except for the one that can't ride a motorbike. He's the worst.
*It's LA - a full jacket would be far too hot to wear out here. Biker safety - you don't want them getting heat stroke, do you?
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