Other Things About Vegas

1. You can't count cards* in Roulette. You can only close your eyes and pray.
2. Most of the world's cigarette smoke is in Vegas. I wish there was an invention to use second hand cigarette smoke - I know where I can get some.
3. There is something very wrong about having a cigarette while you drag your oxygen tank around with you at a casino. I don't know what it is, but just doesn't feel right.
4. Bowling might be my thing. But just the first game, then I crack under pressure.
5. Xmas in Vegas is the same as Vegas all year round. Everything is always bright and shiny. Except for people's lungs. They're like a lump of Xmas coal.
6. The best way to play slot machines is with someone else's money. Also, just bash all the buttons, stuff will happen.
7. If you see a family you like, just tag along. Worked out great for me. 
8. Buffet was $6.99.  Which is ridiculously cheap. There is a strategy to buffeting.  You have to eat enough to last you all day until you go back in the evening but not so much that you're sick.  Took me a couple of go's to strike the right balance.  On reflection, there's probably no need for ice cream at breakfast.  Unless you're putting it on oatmeal.  Which cancels out anything bad.

*Let's face it, I can't count cards at all. Even if I knew what that meant, it's hard enough adding up to 21 with just my cards.