More Bold Claims and Signs

A lot of you are probably wondering - given that I work in the technology field - what kind of fancy digital camera I use for taking all my photos.  I call it my iphone.  Also you may be surprised to hear that I have no assistants and many of my photos are taken with my other hand.  Extensive training with Albert on when to push the button has resulted in a nap.  He's not good with buttons.

Not a bold claim.  Just 4 bison.  Because I liked them and it's my blog.

This never gets old.

Not true - there was a black and red one in the window.

Dear Pinks - who is making it "special" for you?  Aren't you making them?  Isn't it your hot dog stand?  Is there some unnamed third party that deserves all the Pink's kudos? Shouldn't it be that they are made "specially" for you or did that not fit on the sign? Or do you mean they are made "special" because you give each hot dog a lot of love?  This sign is very unclear to me.  I'm going need one of each to verify the signage.  With fries*.

*Very small print so that my trainers don't see it. Fries are naughty.

Did not change life.

Unclear as to which type of funk is being referred to.  It did seem a bit depressed and the man peeing in the corner helped give it a funky smell.  No sign of James Brown

I checked.  There was no magic.

Bigger and better than what?  A little short on details.  Note: This is the same store that promised magic so already I am skeptical about the validity of this claim.

You can't see all the writing but it says "Indian Cucina / California Accents".  So it's a blend of Indian/Italian/Californian cuisine which sounds like something I've never had before...

Only a sucker falls for this sort of deal**.

**Actually a good deal.

No work. No money. No nothing.

I did this.  Then I lifted a car off a child.  Then someone asked if I was 25.  I said yes. Next time will put clothes back on before attempting car thing.

Did not appear to be the ultimate.  Photo Bomb: Level McDonalds.

It occurred to me that I may get a bunch of free stuff from companies if I post their signs and demand verification.  Will add that to blog stats updates. Things I do not want from any of these signs:

• Farts
• Funk
• Venereal Disease***
• Meth***

***See previous post

Bold Claims - Signage Gone Wrong

Nothing says "Welcome" like barbed wire

Claim Verified: No

I'll tell you what it can't do, it can't make a blog pay your bills...

Claim Verified: No

Do not actually clean crowns.  Or tiaras

Claim Verified: No

If by "Majestic you mean "ordinary and same as everywhere else", then yes.

 Claim Verified: See above

 

Never heard of them in New Zealand.  Therefore, not world-famous

Claim Verified: No

Very true - I tried soliciting and I was asked to leave

Claim Verified: Yes

This building is very smart - it "allegedly" has a PhD.  Unclear in what field

Claim Verified: No

So I did and now I can't fit in these jeans.

Claim Verified: No

For the alcoholic in your life.  Unable to substantiate claim that recovery gifts were indeed "InStyle" as I have no one to purchase for...

Claim Verified: No

Marketing Campaign: Level No.

Claim Verified: Afraid to

I'm sorry, I didn't know we were doing this together.  I wasn't paying attention...

Claim Verified: No

I think they could have safely left out the "sex" part and still come to the same conclusion...

Claim Verified: Not in person because I'm not allowed to do meth but I'm going to say yes

I'm not sure how you measure this.  It was right next store to Gay Frisbee which seemed to be giving it a run for its money.

Claim Verified: No

Well which is it - shoe repair or keys?

Claim Verified: No

Difficulty of Reverse: High.  Duration of Reverse: Long.  Honking of Horns: Unnecessary.  We all know what we did...

Claim Verified: Yes

Do not actually clean villages.  And do not find it amusing to be asked...

Claim Verified: No

I checked and they clean other stuff too.

Claim Verified: Yes

As opposed to "Work Time Liquor" or "Day Time Liquor" or "Quiet Time Liquor"? 

Claim Verified:Yes

Hah! A Likely Story*. 

*Might actually be a likely story as unable to translate...

Are these the things you can get at this clinic?

Claim Verified: No - because I didn't want to try

"The Last Great Hamburger Stand"

I think not - this is right across the street and it has customers...

Claim Verified: No

Hi.  Come someone come and get me.

Claim Verified: Yes

Umm, looks above ground to me...

Claim Verified: No

More like: SQUEEZE BODY IN. JUST DO UP TOP BUTTON. TRY NOT TO MOVE. NOD SLOWLY. CRY

Claim Verified: No