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| Disappointing. Where are the great swathes of skin I was promised? |
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| Here's a little photo I like to call..Gross. |
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| And Gross 2. |
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| Yep, just soaking my feet in the kitty litter tray. Which has a small hole in the bottom of it. On reflection, it did matter... |
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| Just a little something that fell off my feet. |
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| I thought I was getting close to this being finished but two weeks later, it's still happening. Only problem is that I'm bored now. There is too much soaking and picking off of your own skin. I need one of those ponds where you put your feet in an fish gently nibble at the dead skin. Instead I have cat litter box with a hole in it and a cat that insists on sleeping on the towel filled with dead skin. It's not the same. |
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| This is more of the effect I was looking for. Did not deliver. |
So in conclusion, I have to say that it was not the resounding success I had hoped for. What I'm looking for is a product I put on once and the next morning, I wake up with beautiful smooth feet with skin that miraculously disappeared in the night** and then my feet stay like that forever. A bit like the travel portal, I fear this will not happen in my lifetime so it's probably best that I get my feet into as good a shape as possible and then sit very still and never move again. See, there's always a reasonable solution if you put your mind to it.
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| And here is the end result.*** |
Who wants me to review something for them?
*Sung to "And the Beat Goes On"
**Right now I have enough skin to fill a duvet. Thinking about putting an ad on Craig's List: Skin filler for duvet. You collect.
***Also. Not my feet.
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