It's The Day Before The Day Before Xmas!

I'm on a boat. Sailing to Mexico. I am very international. I'm going to come back with the following:

1. A tan
2. A complete grasp of the Spanish Language
3. A Xmas belly
4. My own personal pinata, filled with chocolate, diamonds and a car.
5. Bootleg Tequila*.
6. A baby
7. A baby burrito
8. A zacahuil** - just going to pop it in my suitcase***
9. Chihuahua's from Chihuahua for everyone of my friends. Going to ask for bulk discount. Then pop them in the post.
10. A contract to be a cabaret singer on a cruise ship.****

*Or I might just buy some. I don't want to get arrested in Mexico. They're very threatened by New Zealand so I probably wouldn't last long in prison. Also, I don't know where to get bootleg tequila, I'm not sure of the quality and it just seems easier to buy it...also I don't like it.
**A Mexican tamale, three feet long and weighing about 150 pounds. I might get a dozen.
***Same with the baby. Burrito goes in my handbag for easy access.
****Let's be realistic. The other things probably aren't going to happen.

Weekly Round-Up of Things

Since nothing else has happened to me this week and I have no cohesive thoughts in my head, you get this...which is a lot more than what you were originally going to get.  Which was called nothing.
 
Overheard at work yesterday: "We're really coordinating good at the moment."  Which really gives me good confidence.

So you know when you're in line to get lunch and you greet the cashier with a "Hola" and she's all Hola, Cómo está? Le puedo ayudar en algo?" and you're all "Yeah, I just have hello."  That happened.  Now I have to go take Spanish lessons to avoid this again.

Walked past this little girl last night - possibly 3 years old (they all look kind of alike) - sitting on her front step. She looked at me waved and said "you're pretty". Brought her home. I now have a daughter. 

Tattoos I am Thinking of Getting: Don't tell Mum.

Unicorn jumping over a rainbow that a dolphin is diving underneath - but imagine it without Batman. I just think that's too much.  Some people just don't know when to stop.

 

My Face

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EAT ME NOW
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- Bananas.