- A tan
- A complete grasp of the Spanish Language
- A Xmas belly
- My own personal pinata, filled with chocolate, diamonds and a car.
- Bootleg Tequila*.
- A baby
- A baby burrito
- A zacahuil** - just going to pop it in my suitcase***
- Chihuahua's from Chihuahua for everyone of my friends. Going to ask for bulk discount. Then pop them in the post.
- A contract to be a cabaret singer on a cruise ship.****
**A Mexican tamale, three feet long and weighing about 150 pounds. I might get a dozen.
***Same with the baby. Burrito goes in my handbag for easy access.
****Let's be realistic. The other things probably aren't going to happen.