Sometimes it's hard to get everyone to smile and look at the camera at the same time but luckily, I'm able to craft a natural expression on their faces so no one will ever realize that they were being a sour puss. I also find that a nice red lip brings every portrait alive and gives it a festive look.
Sometimes children forget about elegance and inadvertently show their undies. I just slap a big "censored" sign on - problem solved. |
If you have someone that's a bit ugly and ruining your Xmas photo, put a tree in front of them.
This is a real tree. I hate those fake ones. Also, when I said if there was someone a bit ugly in your family, I was obviously not referring to myself, this is an example only. |
Posing with much reluctance, thankfully Albert was happy to be there. |
A santa hat covers up a bad hair day, makes you look festive and like a Victoria's Secret model. See.
One of us doesn't want to be here. One of us is bleeding a little bit in a lovely festive red color. |
Also, try adding a hula skirt. Hula says Xmas. |
*Well one of you might. Come on? Anyone?
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