How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Were?

I would look 40 but act like 13 because I am very immature*. I would tell everyone I was 26 and fight anyone that disputed it. Which takes me back to 13 again...**

*Yes this is a cop-out post, however I have noticed very minimal readership at the beginning of the week so I can hardly waste my good stuff on just 7 of you.
**Is anyone else confused about what this is actually about? Sometimes you start out strong and it just falls apart in the middle. Or sometimes you start out like this and then you just go home.