A Short Story

One time last week I went to a charity art show. It was very bad so I went to a bar and had sangria which was very good.

The End.

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Last week I went to yoga and while I was in a pose, my yoga instructor complimented my on my style.  He said my breathing was outstanding.  Which was good because I felt it was a bit sub-par and was thinking of stopping.  Gave me the confidence to go on.

The End. 

Ok, last one.  It's a photo story

 Albert was given a gift.  He immediately started playing with it.  This is why he can't have nice things.