Business Cards I Am Having made

Not just business cards but wallet-sized cards for all occasion. I don't want to be caught short somewhere without the appropriate card to hand out.

For when someone does something exceptional:

Probably throw one of these puppies down on my yoga mat after a successful Downward Dog.  Or maybe just throw one out the window of my car after completing a day at work.  And by completing I mean just showing up.  I don't think anything else is needed.  Although would then have to hit myself with a "Don't Litter" card.

 For those people that park like this:

You would get one of these...

Compliment Type Cards:

Probably follow this one up with a

to myself

For boys.  Or myself.  On a good day.

 Job Related Cards:

Probably just use this as my resume.  You can't argue with "Everyone"

Hopefully I won't have to threaten anyone...

Successful cards for picking people up:

Preferably a gift...

 

Just generally useful cards:

And my favorite - stating the obvious:

And the reverse side...