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| Sometimes they let me sit in it and pretend. I make vroom vroom noises. I'm not allowed to do that anymore either. |
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| If you lean forward you go faster. Except if you're not moving. |
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| Make sure you look carefully when you reverse. Also try and look super casual like me. Not everyone can pull off a helmet in a golf cart... |
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| Sometimes I take a nap. But then security finds me. Don't take your helmet off to nap, imagine if the cart started rolling backwards. Injuries could be horrific. |
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| Sometimes I ride in the back. It makes people think I'm more important. It's like being in a limo. Without a driver. And without moving. But other than, exactly the same. |
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