Tuesday, April 1, 2014

A Short Story With A Grain Of Truth*

This weekend I was out walking around my neighborhood when a woman walked past me and apparently thought I hadn't moved far enough over on the sidewalk for her to pass. She started cursing at me and then adopted a fighting stance. I immediately dropped into downward dog**. She ran from me screaming with fear. Or laughter.

*I was out walking
**Obviously this isn't true - in the real world, I would have kicked her arse with tree pose. Followed up by some hard core street fighting.  And some very not-so nice language.

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