Give Your Worries Away...

The other day when I was out shopping for my niece's birthday, I accidentally bought myself something. Which only happens all of the time so it's good that I've got a handle on it.

Anyway, I got myself a Mayan Worry Doll. This one is specific for weight worries - I was looking for something more along the lines of "Not winning the lottery but staking your retirement on it anyway" worries but they didn't have that one.

As far as I can tell without reading the instructions, I basically can eat anything I want and instead of worrying about it, this doll will do it for me during the night.  It probably eats the fat when I'm asleep too.  So the way I see it, in a couple of months, I will have to come up with something else to worry about.  I am gonna load this doll up with all my shit.  Worry-free life - here I come!  And it was only a $1.95.