Picking Up Prescriptions

When you're standing in line waiting to pick up your prescriptions, you will wish you weren't.

1. There will be a man in front of you that will keep insisting that everyone go ahead of him, even though as he informed everyone, he was waiting for his spine medication and if he didn't get it soon, he will die. To be honest, it seemed like he actually had bigger problems...also did not see him die for those that were concerned.  Also did not see him receive any medication.
2. Then there was the man who ignored the line, despite the signs and the very obvious mat that had footprint outlines to indicate where to stand. He seemed somewhat annoyed every time "Next" was called and others walked in front of him. Imagine his surprise when he eventually looked over and saw the line. And went to the front...didn't have the heart to explain how lines work.
3. Everyone in line with you will try and give you their germs. You will leave sicker than you were before.
4. You will buy a bunch of things you do not need. Rite Aid is to Target as Trader Joe's is to Whole Foods.
5. You will stand in line for 30 minutes. They will not have your medication. But you will not know for 30 minutes. Even though you dropped the prescription off 4 days ago. You will leave in defeat and decide that you don't really need it.