Friday, September 5, 2014

Just Something That Might Have Happened...

You know when you're waiting in traffic at lights and you have finished your ice coffee and you see a trash can right next to your car so you lean over and throw it out the passenger window and it misses and then you drive around for ten minutes looking for a park so you can go fix your miscalculation*? Me either, but I heard it happened to someone...

*Which would never have happened if (a) math wasn't stupid and you were able to calculate the cosine of the arc and measure the radius versus the velocity correctly. Which doesn't even make sense but that's what math looks like in my head. And (b) you had remembered that throwing things into baskets isn't in your wheelhouse.

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