Ninja Things I have Done

1. None

Wait, this one time - someone threw a ball at me and I caught it with my hands. Not my face.

Ninja things Albert has done:

1. None. He's a cat. Not a ninja*. Besides you can hear him coming from a mile away. Also, he hasn't disappeared, he's under the couch.

 *I would swap him for a ninja. Or a taco man.