Why Friday Why?

Why you gotta be like Monday, Friday?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you leave your house on your way to work and fall down the stairs, landing on the concrete in front of a group of kids on their way to school, all the people walking their dog and most of your neighborhood. Good news is, the computer is still intact and only bounced a little*. Bad news, dress came up over head and was wearing a thong. Good news, only half the people saw that. Bad news, no one clapped.

You know how people always say "it's not as bad as it looks"?  Well I think this is worse than it looks.  I may not make it and it's definitely all over for the knee.

Going to go to the doctor and ask for this.

This is the only way to save the knee.  And contain the bleeding**.  And associated trauma.  Partly from the dress/thong thing.

*Not mine anyway so felt it was perfectly ok to use it to break my fall.
**Update: the bleeding stopped.  Actually stopped about a minute after the initial impact.  I might have over-reacted.