Tuesday, May 20, 2014

A Week

You can try anything for a week without too many adverse effects.
  • Juicing
  • Fasting
  • Cutting out cake*
  • Dating not quite Mr Right
  • Going to work
  • Driving on the wrong side of the road (not recommended but with skill, it can be done)
  • Marijuana
  • Crop tops
  • Crocs
  • Sardines (But I wouldn't.  I'd wear a crop top with Crocs to work before I ate sardines).  
Except Heroin.  

*Not entirely convinced about this one. While it might not be detrimental to my health, it will be very painful for those around me.

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