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- Velcro Wall Wardrobe - this one's a winner. Pretty sure there's going to be rush on velcro after work tonight. Wallpaper a wall in your room with the prickly side of velcro, sew a small piece of the fuzzy side to all your clothes. Instead of having to hang them up, just throw them at the wall. You're welcome.
- Fat stations - if we could power our cars by sucking the fat out of people you could just pull into a fat station, hook yourself up to a fat volunteer, fill up with fat. You get free fuel, fat person gets thin. No more pollution, no more obesity. Genius.
- Feed the fat people to the hungry. No more obesity, no more starving people. World Problem's No.4 and 5 - cracked it.
- Using the skins off garbanzo beans (chickpeas) as contact lenses. I'm like Fred Hollows but without any qualifications. Or skills. Also I don't save Australian eyes*
Plenty more where this came from. A can. $1.43. |
- I just had this idea today after my third ever yoga class last night. Now that I'm a yoga teacher,** I think I'll open a yoga studio and have everyone just show up with their mats, unroll them, then...nap. It's a different style of yoga. New. Its origins are from my head. You should stay in the nap pose for an hour.
- I can't tell you in case you steal it for yourself.
**Self-appointed. The nap part is just until I learn more than Downward Dog. Is fetal position, a position? I'm good at that. I practice for the bear attacks.
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