- Add something to my list of things to do that I've already done so I can cross it off and feel accomplished. Sometimes that's the whole list and then I sit down and relax whilst congratulating myself for excelling.
- Don't get dressed
- Curse and swear at other drivers. Actually not sometimes...
- Am very, very good. But mostly not.
- Have an extra cup of tea in the morning. Don't hate
- Eat cake. Also, not sometimes...
- Have a good hair day. Last November
- Sing out loud. And then I get shushed.
- Think I can dance. But then I can't
- Soothe myself with wine. Called cake.
- Talk to my cat. But it's ok because he talks back.How embarrassing would it be, if he ignored me?
- Count Mini Cooper's on the drive to work. But not obsessively. Because I don't do it on weekends. Because it doesn't count if it's not the same route.
- Don't make my bed. But I always wash the dishes.
- Wish I knew more about Physics so I could invent a portal and go home for the weekend. I've got the Marketing Plan ready to go, I'm just missing the science.
- Think about getting up but then I don't
- Think about ironing clothes before I actually need to wear them. And then I decide to wear something else.
- Have nowhere to go when I look really good. Which then reverses when I have somewhere to go.
- Hate beautiful people even though Pantene told me not to.
- Think I am mutton dressed as lamb
- Pretend I am going to get up and workout before work.
- Put workout clothes on and walk all the way to the couch
- Think I look good in hats. And then I put one on...
- Want to go camping. But just for one night, then hotel.
- Want to run away, travel, live off the land and have no cares and responsibilities but then I remember my retirement savings plan doesn't allow for that. And by retirement savings plan, I mean the lottery. And then I remember that I don't buy tickets.
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
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