- Create a To-Do Diet List.
- Check off first item**
- Set goal of losing 30lbs by January 1. Only have 40 to go.
- Focus: Lie on the couch concentrating really hard about losing weight and eating cake. I think this will work
- Set realistic goals: On the one hand, I need to lose weight. On the other hand, doughnut
- Come up with weight loss plan: I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to exercise everyday. I'm going to go on a diet and stick to it...oh is that cake?
- Clean out cupboards of all naughty food - throw in trash***
- Cheat on boyfriend - not food****.
- Attend social occasions and focus on people not snacks*****.
- Borrow someone else's Weight Watchers points when a big event comes up
- Hope for food poisoning - that's 5lbs right there
- Take it slow - remember you didn't put the weight on in a day. On the other hand, how much have I lost since this morning?
- Make small changes to see results e.g. eat a cupcake without sprinkles. Have a waffle without syrup. Unless you're having a cupcake and waffle for dessert - then it's fine.
- Remember, no one is judging you on your weight because you're a good person******.
- You are what you eat. Today I am a lentil.
**Congratulate self on completing two items on list. Reward self with nap. And small snack. Of 12 cupcakes
***Retrieve from trash - no point in good food going to waste. Start tomorrow. Again.
****Don't have boyfriend - food it is.
*****Those people look delicious.
******All lies
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