Thursday, September 19, 2013

Terrible Accidents That Have Happened To Me

When candles fight...
Suicidal Orchid
Day is ruined
Game over.

 
Before photo of cat vomit on bathmat. For the sake of those with weaker stomachs, I won't post the after photo. Just know that the bathmat doesn't look like this anymore. Also, was probably not an accident...

Face-off between leather(ish) skirt and open drawer. 
 Drawer: 1. Skirt: 0. 
Kirsten:10 - Full refund.  Don't argue with me.

No comment - you know who you are.
Ceramic cheese knife vs. waste disposal

Does not double as eyelash curler.

The car is ruined.

Tossed phone onto the couch, bounced off 3 walls, hit a lamp and killed a small child

Bugger*

* Just kidding - he's not dead.

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