How To Exercise On A Cruise Ship*

• Take a leisurely stroll past the fitness center, poke your head in and admire those that are using it. Then walk on by and call it good
• Do a couple of laps of the buffet...to make sure you didn't miss anything.
• Get a couple more laps in when you go back for seconds. And thirds. I mean, it's already paid for...
• Drink to excess - when you vomit, it will work your stomach muscles. There is always a plus side.
• Swim laps of the hot tub. 

Pause at each side to catch your breath.  Do not over exert

• Roller blade. At your own risk.
• Pop overboard and swim behind the ship for a bit. Then simply scale the side and get back on.

*Wouldn't know. Didn't.