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| Albert says...awkward. I'll just pretend she's not there taking my picture... |
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| Albert is deeply hurt by your callous comments. He has assumed the fetal position |
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| Albert says...can I have a little privacy please? I'm on my stoop. Also, I hope your head gets stuck in the cat flap door*. That will teach you to try and take stealthy photos. I see you. |
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| Albert says...I only sleep in here when she's not looking. |
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| Albert says...I fit here. Real good. Also. I made all the dirty footprints below and I'm never cleaning them up |
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| Albert says...no thanks, just looking. |
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| Albert says...why, yes that is my fur all over the protective sheet and if you look underneath the protective sheet, you'll find I put some there as well. |
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| Albert wants you to have a safe flight. And hopes you get a window seat. |
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| Albert says...I didn't do it. I know I look guilty but that's just cos I only have one eye. Do you remember when I had two eyes? Now, who looks guilty? |
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| Albert says...these are my feets! |
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| Albert says...look at me, I'm reclining. Take my picture! |
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| Albert says...this arm belongs to me. You can tell because I have clamped it to me with my claws. In a loving gesture. |
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| Albert wants to wish you a happy new year. |
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| Albert says...this is not me, this is Gus. Gus is deeply embarrassed at being caught in a compromising position. They're not dating, it's just casual. |
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| Albert says...you have my undivided attention. I am focused, my chakra's are aligned and I am only a little bit asleep |
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| Gus says...I am playing with Lego. |
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| Gus says...can you see my problem area? |
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