Patience. And Dating

1. You must patiently wait for him never to call.
2. You must patiently wait for him not to show up to your date.
3. You must repeat 1 and 2 many, many times.
4. You must patiently wait for it to be your turn*
5. You must patiently wait for him to notice you.  And then you must pretend not to see him.
6. You must patiently wait for someone to buy you a drink.  And then you will get your own because you are very thirsty.
7. You must patiently wait for him to realize that he is in love with you.  Even though you knew it when you first met.
8. You must patiently wait for love to come to you**
9. You must patiently wait for him to have the really great idea that you told him about last week.
10. You must patiently wait for a compliment.  And be satisfied with "Your arse doesn't look as big in that dress as the other one."
11. You must patiently wait for diamonds. But first you will get a lot of other shit that is not diamonds.  
12.  You must patiently wait for the right one.  However, if he doesn't come along or he's too stupid to know that he is the right one, any old one will do.

*It's never going to be your turn. But, good job waiting. 
**Sometimes love looks like cake.