- This morning I put on a dress and I stuck my arm through the wrong hole. I can't get out. This is not the first time this has happened.
- It's Kirsten, not Kristen.
- This one time, I wanted a cupcake and they only sold them in packs of four. So I had none. It was awful
- This other time I was at the mall in the public bathroom and they didn't have those sensors on the taps and I had to turn it on myself. With my own hand. Than to add insult to injury they didn't have the sensor paper towel holder and I had to pull it out myself. Again, using my hand.
- Yesterday when I got home, I had to park a block away from my house because selfish people parked on my street. Outside my house. In my secretly designated spot.
- When I was young, I was only allowed to get 10 library books out at a time. My education was stifled. To this day I don't read as good or talk as good English as I could have.
- Sometimes my air conditioning is too cold. And too far away to change
- It's Thursday
- My headset broke so now I have to hold my phone. Which is particularly hard on my arm with tuberculosis that has not fully healed*
- I had to delete some apps from my iPhone so I could upgrade to ios7. And now I don't have that Bic lighter one for concerts. So, now I can't go to concerts.
- I have to watch some shows On Demand because I can't DVR more than 2 at a time
- I had Mexican food for lunch last week and I lost a corn chip in my salsa and then my recon chip went AWOL
- I can't see certain people getting hit by the karma I was promised. What goes around is just standing still.
- I just started watching a new Vampire show - The Originals - and I need someone to write up a character synopsis because my head is too tired to figure out all the main characters. All four of them..
- I tried to braid my hair and this happened. And now I have to look like this today.
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| Started with such promise. Maybe if I put a bow on it? |
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